Pure like the beans used for Tweek coffee.

MLKKK being burned alive for calling someone's disabled daughter "R2-D2" is hilarious for the "flaming" being taken literal and at the R2-D2 comment.

TiK ToK on the clock, two years passed on this case. Her career was not meant to Die Young like this. Enough of this Blah Blah Blah; time to see who else makes Kesha puns while acknowledging that simply put, this shit is ALL fucked up.

WOW. That's amazing.

I can give her career this much: she'll earn acclaim for songwriting but will get critical shit for every release not having a "Royals" with a slow acceptance for the fact commercial success is the LAST thing on her mind.

I never knew Kendrick got praise from Bowie but it makes sense in an unexpected way. Also, there is no way in hell Lorde is of the Bowie cloth.

I bought the album, so I don't really hate it and do understand the "evolution is needed" talk. Still, something about this feels neutered creatively. Gaga is still one of the best singers that actually has mainstream success.

The only "disaster" in retrospect was Gypsy simply because that shit was boring.

Why do people act like ARTPOP was a grave misstep? It's a better album than Joanne but none of Gaga's albums are actual duds.

"Campfire" in my context means the type of persona in which acoustic guitar fluff is played in an intimate setting and given the "country" flair [though not really country at all], this intimate setting is a campfire.

Joanne is not a bad album, but this is what happens when people can't stomach "weird" Gaga acting like that was ever a bad thing.

2 Fiascos and a Secret Success…it must really be hard to be considered an outright failure.

I was hoping for CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAB PEOPLE as the reason Member Berries exist, but I'll take some Roman empire thing as a worthy "eh"xplanation.

"Hot Chelle Rae" is actually in reference to a fake MySpace page that the lead singer of this band got catfished by. The band is literally named that after a fucking MySpace catfish page.

Maybe "gusto" or a general fearless head-first attitude is what you're trying to go for here. Love your examples by the way.

Not on a personal level, but as I've said before…I just don't like her. Vintage Mugler shopping does not a drag queen make. One spurt of brilliance as Clucky the Cock and another fluke of that reunion look cannot outweigh the suck she emits.

GURL, I will put TYRA SANCHEZ in there and make The Holy Trinity of LEWK KWEENS A FOURSOME before I accept Detox as a look queen like them.

The color scheme was ugly head to toe. in my opinion.

The looks were either ugly, (latex from this season, that mariachi bullshit from S5) or boring (the blue "executive" look really "memorable" for spraying Angel by Mugler perfume and nothing else). At least the S5 reunion look was legitimately daring for HER and pulled off rather well.

1. Alaska was the more deserving Chad Michaels in All Stars talk. We can say it.