That's crazy.  You're crazy.  YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE!

Yeah, I liked the first one, though not as much as I had hoped, or at least thought I wanted to.  I do love sea shanties, even though the ocean terrifies me (because, come on: it is so fucking big!)

Yeah, I liked the first one, though not as much as I had hoped, or at least thought I wanted to.  I do love sea shanties, even though the ocean terrifies me (because, come on: it is so fucking big!)

I love Oldham, but every time I look up he has five new albums and a buncha new scents.  It is exhausting to keep up with him. 

I love Oldham, but every time I look up he has five new albums and a buncha new scents.  It is exhausting to keep up with him. 

I'd like to think you've had that image ready for years.

I'd like to think you've had that image ready for years.

I'm going to hit you with an ashtray the size of a really big fucking brick.

I'm going to hit you with an ashtray the size of a really big fucking brick.

I second that, or third it, which I believe makes it mandated.

I second that, or third it, which I believe makes it mandated.

My guess is it is about a town of semi-literate degenerates mobbing up to kill a stranger who may or may not be a murderer.  Or Satan.  It is a commentary on how the lustful, dark-forest urges of man don't change merely due to technology.   Or maybe it is just a follow-up on his kids album ("And No More Shall We…

My guess is it is about a town of semi-literate degenerates mobbing up to kill a stranger who may or may not be a murderer.  Or Satan.  It is a commentary on how the lustful, dark-forest urges of man don't change merely due to technology.   Or maybe it is just a follow-up on his kids album ("And No More Shall We…

Yes!  My family and I appreciate everything you have done.

Yes!  My family and I appreciate everything you have done.

I don't really know why either.  Possibly because she had been dead a long time, though I don't claim to be an expert on long-dead vaginas (the papers make that claim on my behalf, though- goddamn papparazzo).  It just was really out of nowhere and made Stewart lose it.

I don't really know why either.  Possibly because she had been dead a long time, though I don't claim to be an expert on long-dead vaginas (the papers make that claim on my behalf, though- goddamn papparazzo).  It just was really out of nowhere and made Stewart lose it.

I can't remember the bit, but I recall some segment where he was drinking a martini he claimed was "drier than Harriet Tubman's vagina", which still has me laughing all these years later.  

I can't remember the bit, but I recall some segment where he was drinking a martini he claimed was "drier than Harriet Tubman's vagina", which still has me laughing all these years later.  

Bob addressing Marge by her name is one of the best parts of that bit.  He's almost part of the family by now.  And of course, saying that something is "one of the best parts" of a 10-second bit shows just how brilliant the Simpsons were.