Bob addressing Marge by her name is one of the best parts of that bit.  He's almost part of the family by now.  And of course, saying that something is "one of the best parts" of a 10-second bit shows just how brilliant the Simpsons were. 

Want to drive through that cactus patch?

Want to drive through that cactus patch?

Yeah, I'm a busy man!

Yeah, I'm a busy man!

I don't own a television, but praising the acting strikes me as criminal- literally, criminal. 

I don't own a television, but praising the acting strikes me as criminal- literally, criminal. 

That is terrifying.   How close are we to Marge and Homer's next high school reunion, when he has the plunger on his head?

That is terrifying.   How close are we to Marge and Homer's next high school reunion, when he has the plunger on his head?

I think Thomas Wolfe is probably the great American author (though not the greatest).  He's sprawling, overstuffed, hyper-ambitious, big and bold and terrible and beautiful and touched with genius and deeply flawed.   Aside from that, though, I don't know of anyone outside of James T. Farrell who captures the…

I think Thomas Wolfe is probably the great American author (though not the greatest).  He's sprawling, overstuffed, hyper-ambitious, big and bold and terrible and beautiful and touched with genius and deeply flawed.   Aside from that, though, I don't know of anyone outside of James T. Farrell who captures the…

What'd he say?

What'd he say?

I still prefer the water cooler. 

I still prefer the water cooler. 

Hey, I'm in the business of pleasing people, so it is up to you.  I'm not like that asshole Roark. 

Hey, I'm in the business of pleasing people, so it is up to you.  I'm not like that asshole Roark. 

So I'm going to assume you also went to Catholic school?

So I'm going to assume you also went to Catholic school?

I created this account because I was tired of reading and not being able to add my own devastatingly witty "quips", and just sort of liked the name (having recently rewatched Ghostbusters), but fear if I say anything it will seem like the most limited gimmick account there is.