That's a great analogy.

I'm not trying to be a dick (sometimes I don't have to try), but could someone explain the love that Frances Ha is getting on all these end of year lists? It was all so much unbearable hipster navel-gazing to me.

Yeah, we are being seriously trolled here. I feel like I'm being stabbed by Javier Bardem's haircut from this movie.

The first half of The World's End has some amazing scenes that effectively play on the melancholy of nostalgia. Once all the crazy shit started happening it became a much less interesting movie to me.

The very last shot of Computer Chess was an amazing WTF moment.

Spring Breakers runs out of ideas after the first hour, but the scene I was most impressed by was the robbery that you watch through the window of the moving getaway car.

It's really, really boring.

I guess you needed to be a Backstreet fan to enjoy that ending.

"Rupert and Colton are next …

Brawn vs Brains vs Beauty sounds like what goes on in my pants every day.

Thanks, Obama.

Hmmm, I don't know … the jury really seems to dislike Tyson, and Gervase has been a bit too yelly at TC.

Definitely 2 first, then I'd probably go 1, 4, 3.

I suppose I'm going to be the guy that goes to bat for Nucky.

AWARENESS

Ask Winter if he resents Scorsese for sticking him with that awful song for the opening credits.

I'd like to see Michael Stuhlbarg get a lead role in his own HBO series.The guy can obviously act. I mean, he was terrific in Men In Black 3, of all things.

I love that Doyle isn't even his real name. Totally fits.

After pretty much loving Asylum, I've given up on Coven. A couple weeks ago I realized I didn't give a shit about anything that was happening and stopped.

They're doing FOUR Hunger Games movies?