No, not that Norm. The other Norm!

Probably after his naked karate.

Is Lovitz actually playing someone? Because if it's just Mark Twain and General Custer hanging out with plain ol' Jon Lovitz as himself, just happening to be in the 19th Century, that's actually a decent joke.

He's no Big Fuckin' German though.

I'm holding out for commas.

In good Christmas songs that never make the radio, I'm always partial to Fountains of Wayne's "The Man in the Santa Suit" which is just the kind of great, bleak but hilarious storytelling you expect from the group: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Well they already did Episode 1, and the Ewoks movies, so there aren't that many options left. One has to be Episode II, unless they're doing one of the original trilogy.

Of course, the way they use that in the comics is that the X-men are completely dangerous threats to public safety, and every other superhero is beloved by the public. That's the nice thing about the X-Men movie rights being off in their own separate universe—it makes their entire storyline make so much more sense if…

I remember Musicmatch Jukebox, which let you rename all your files at once to anything in their tags (artist, song title, album, track). It was terriffic for organizing your files. Naturally, Yahoo bought it, killed the feature, and then got run out of the business by iTunes.

I thought he also owned broadcast as well, which was one reason he wanted war with China-to get broadcast rights for his the company from the replacements after nuking the current politburo.

Ironically, the only one who is guaranteed not to be in a bad Bond is Lazenby.

Come on, that was clearly an evil Rupert Murdoch, which is to say Rupert Murdoch.

If we're basing our casting on great performances in Billy Ray movies, this doesn't help. Billy Ray got excellent performances out of both!

I would also add that the RLM stuff is tedious to watch, even harder to listen to, and grossly misogynistic, but that's just me.

You know that, and I know that, but the real question is: Does Sylvester Stallone know that?

"Just to give you an idea how hard these guys were punching. Sometimes the punch didn't even land, but the head flew back anyway. Like from the air or something."

Or, the fact that even a few endorsement deals (Wheaties, Gatorade, etc) could have refilled his bank accounts after he lost all that money. Even with brain damage, a couple 30 second ads and a cardboard cutout of him eating a Big Mac and he's right back to a comfortable living.

Man, Dijimon is so freaking good in Amistad. That's a prestige picture that didn't quite cross over, but it's completely underrated now. So many great performances in there, (including a then-unknown Chiwetel Ejiofor) but Hounsou's towers above the rest.

Kind of like the delayed actor recognition though, I can't hate on the director behind Back to the Future getting the Oscars he should've won in 1986.

His three year run of The Insider, Gladiator,, and A Beautiful Mind is about as varied a peak run of acting I've ever seen. Three terrific performances, and all so very different. It's sad he's not quite reached those heights again, but you could certainly argue he deserved three Best Actor statues in a row, which is…