Really should haul out the Vice President of Marketing like every Bowl Game does when it's time to present the trophy.

It's never disappeared. Because Americone Dream is delicious, and vanilla with potato chips in it is awful.

I'm pretty sure when Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen or other pop stars went behind the Iron Curtain, they didn't sing cute little pop songs about thousands of innocent people being locked up and tortured. But person to person cultural contact nurtured the thawing of tensions, highlighted just how much better a system…

And, he has a bigger paycheck than anyone other than Stewart and Letterman, which has to be pretty nice.

"T 1. Bee 0."

But then DS9 existed for three seasons and then stopped existing? Because Worf showing up over there kind of blows that theory up. I suppose it'd also invalidate Voyager too because Riker and Troi made cameos there, but I don't really care about that, because it's Voyager.

Truly, Ringo and Tito Jackson's attempt at collaboration was far less successful.

Early spoilers: Apparently the Mayaguez Incident will play a prominent role. Also, Underwood faces an urgent battle to whip inflation, now.

Fantasy Island's reboot was on ABC but died after 1 season. I think it's also a product of realizing Saturday was becoming a ratings and TV dead zone.

It's not a real thing.

With great power comes a great many drunk stepfathers.

Like 2014? Grammy calendars are so weird.

That was simultaneously incredibly cruel, to the point it made me uncomfortable to watch, and incredibly lazy, because it hits all the most easily trafficked stereotypes without having to say or know anything actually worthwhile about politics.

I thought all that she wants is another baby, and then she's gone tomorrow.

Of course, McCain actually was pretty funny on SNL when he hosted it, unlike Palin's cameos.

Truly, the death of Man-Butt was one of the most moving moments in comics history.

He really is Buzzfeed Leno.

The great irony of this whole complaint, of course, is that the show is showing us who won the Cold War, and why, through Philip and his general reaction to life in the West.

Most college interviews are conducted by alumni, not admissions officers, and they aren't paid.

So SNL's :"Every Episode Ever" marathon is not only just showing the hour long syndication cuts, it's not even showing every episode from the seasons? Lame.