Flanders does.

Clearly, Franklin and Bash needed more subtle lesbian undertones.

Still more likely to rewatch it than Bests of the Southern Wild.

Have you actually Wrath of Khan? Because nowhere in that movie is there anything like, say, a terrorist attack on Starfleet, another terrorist attack on the Admiralty, an evil Admiral Marcus, having to persue Khan to a Klingon planet, having to sneak aboard another ship, a ship crashing into San Francisco, or chasing…

Yeah. I don't hate the Surfers, they were always a team for me that was just 'there.' Didn't hate them, or love them. In terms of rooting interests, definitely anyone but Dentists still. I used to like the wrestlers as the goofy comedy team, but definitely feel like they're just playing heels at this point, especially…

I remember Chenoweth being good in that, but Broderick was too nerdy and milquetoast by then post-Producers. Ferris was long gone.

What's funny is NBC had a star performer who absolutely adores The Music Man and considered the lead to be a dream part, so they'll probably just give it to Leno.

Six Revivals and a Movie!

I remain disappointed this isn't the biopic Dave Evans so thoroughly deserves.

Seriously though, I'd rather watch Don and Sloan's screwy antics with HR than the Jim-Maggie comeback we can all see coming.

Given they filmed the end with the kids telling him it was really about Ted loving Aunt Robin several seasons ago, the plan seemed to clearly be that. Which is why, as you point out, spending all those years (and the entire final season) on Barney and Robin makes no logical sense.

That's the thing: They knew they were writing for "Robin and Ted End Up together" then spent the entire season on "No, Ted and Robin are horrible together. He needs to let her go. For good. So he can find his true love. Barney and Robin work well together." They invest so much time in that (Remember Robin literally…

Yeah, the thing that killed the cyclists wasn't the alliance, which came off hilariously wrong because the only people who got U-Turned were the surfers who were already in the house. The fact you had the wrestlers and the dentists, who were the two driving forces behind creating the whole thing, both pass on…

Exactly: I mean, there are more options now than they used to be but even in the 90s you had to come up with jokes Leno, Letterman and Conan hadn't done all week. The difference is there's no comedic voice there the way someone like Norm had.

Seth completely came in for plenty of stick for years as a solo desk because he was essentially playing post-2000 double host update as a solo host, and the jokes were just as bland as they've been for years. Writer/Sketch Player isn't a better or inferior Update to stand-up, but it's different because Update becomes…

Here's the thing about Update: It doesn't necessarily have to be Stewart/Colbert levels of topical to be hilarious. If you think back to watching Norm McDonald on Update, his best stuff was from a unique comic style that wasn't dependent on politics or really current events. It just required an update anchor with an…

Spike Lee tweets out Tom Brokaw's home address.

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"But it seems like every single topic, even when we’re talking about people dead for years, gets derailed at some point by a sex crimes discussion." - Ice-T, getting frustrated with life in the SVU when he just wants to talk basketball.

I was cooking and originally heard Alex say that Terry was afraid of incest, which would have made it the most memorably awkward Jeopardy story ever…