I always loved the random talk radio in Simcopter. Helped make the very blocky city feel more real.

"Everybody loves a clown, so why don't you?"

If there's no Gandhi to be found, this remains the inferior tale of Boy Lincoln.

In the battle between which is worse, something or Jimmy Fallon, the answer is always Jimmy Fallon. Even Leno was talented at some point.

Georgia doesn't give you the sticker if you vote by mail. The bastards.

Pittsburgh, Chicago, and Detroit are all the 'greater New York area' now?

I thought it stemmed from the time Ted Turner was so fed up with how bad the Braves were, he said "Screw it! What am I paying a manager for?" and did it himself: http://espn.go.com/blog/pla…

"There's nothing in the rulebook that says a giraffe can't play football!"

Ahhh, Ace in the Hole, a film best remembered as the inspiration for the time Timmy O'Toole fell down that well.

That episode was so good they didn't even find time to show a bit of absolute perfection between Hanks and Phil from that epsiode: https://screen.yahoo.com/mr…

His passport was revoked while he was in Hong Kong. He shouldn't have been able to get on a plane from there. Somehow he ended up in Russia anyway. But that totally wasn't the plan. Funny that.

I take issue with him not being much of a verifiable or valid source, prone to fits of wild exaggeration. The idea that "they're taking every text and snap chat! Oh nos!" leads to "They're taking MY every text and snap chat! And invading my privacy! Why are they doing that? It must be sinister!" It's slippery slopeism…

Yeah, but that one time Communism met the Female Terminator, it was kind of interesting.

"Virtually every text and snapchat even" is why I don't take him seriously. The sheer amount of computing power to watch every single one of those things out on the internet all the time is staggering. It's one more sign the guy's full of shit when he pulls stuff out of his ass about what he "knows" without any…

If Peter Sagal looked like his voice, he'd host the Tonight Show.

"Yo leave the man alone. This is the best player in football. He didn’t take your fuckin’ puppet!"

It also had a great music video. The world needs more Bat-Orchestras: http://www.u2.com/media/ind…

I love that all the creative people he mentions on Enterprise are the makeup guy, costume guy, and art director.

I'd actually be far more interested in a Michael Bay movie on this, if only because it'd be completely fucking nuts instead of just Stone being Stone to ever diminishing returns.

One of my favorite inside jokes: The kindly Janitor is voiced by Neil Flynn (the less kindly Janitor on Scrubs) and named Glenn Matthews. In the Scrubs finale, which aired long after Clone High had come and gone, what's the name of the long unnamed Janitor? Glenn Matthews.