The Simpsons episode "New Kid on the Block," when Bart's first crush reveals she has a crush on someone else. How does it feel to the crestfallen Bart? Like she's reaching into his chest, pulling out his heart and drop-kicking it across the treehouse ("You won't be needing this," she mocks).  Been there.

Never mind; found it; buried along with "Club Paradise," which, I'm sorry, belongs to the essentials, if only for Andrea Martin in the shower.

I must have missed it: Where's Multiplicity, another boomer treatise about being a better man.

Harrison Ford made his first screen appearance as a cop on the pilot episode of "The Mod Squad."

Almost forgot: Morgan Freeman on "The Electric Company" and Laurence Fishburne on "Pee-Wee's Playouse."

Harrison Ford made his first screen appearance in the pilot episode of "The Mod Squad."

Just to give credit where credit is due, the Beach Boys song over the opening credits is "Don't Worry, Baby," not "Wouldn't it Be Nice."

Just to give credit where credit is due, the Beach Boys song over the opening credits is "Don't Worry, Baby," not "Wouldn't it Be Nice."