I abide by very few rules in my life
One of them, some might say the most important one, is -

DAVE CHANG FOREVER.

Dave Chang forever! Other Asians never!

Piss drunk on power and cheap wine!
Her playlist is almost exactly what I expected.

you need to stop worrying about TV and start worrying about your Boneitis.

Hey Thag… wall of ice closer today?

Nicolas Cage as Speckles The Mole!
It's the role he was born to play.

Killing Fields! Spaced on that. I retract my snark.

Kidding!

Dude, that movie is for little kids.

Where did he get a running 1960's Corvette in the future? One that must, by necessity, still be running on gasoline? Gasoline that must've last been refined hundreds of years ago?

Tremendously talented supporting cast…
… Craig T. Nelson?

STOP! Stop! He's already dead!

I'll give you that, with no hesitation.

I do often wonder how unassaultable Metallica would be if they had all died in a plane crash after "The Black Album".

WAIT I FUCKED UP BY INCLUDING PUNCTUATION

NO WAIT YOU MIGHT BE INTERPRETING THAT WRONG, AS A NOTED ZMF DEFENDER I AM, ACTUALLY, IN FACT SUGGESTING WE SWEAT HIS JOCK.

LETS ALL RIDE THE ZMF DICK.

That's the creep, Elitist Trash.

Ladies, you're doing it wrong. You're being merely cute, instead of wierd, and creepy.