Of course, that was my mother, the saint. My father is an asshole.

Moody Blues
Moody Blues

Though sometimes it works just like Activia.

Me too man.

This is the operant theory behind all beer + spicy food combinations.

It depends on how you define culture, really.

sorry dude.

Quotes
See, people aren't doing this shit over on the Decemberists review.

Some rather baggies, others like their crack in vials

Gift for the grind
Criminal mind shifty
Swift with the nine through a fifty nine fifty
Well edjumacated he heard it when he meditated
In deep data had her hate the create plata
Dedicated cheap skata who keeps data
Sage stayed self medicated and sleep later

Goddamn it, Watchmen
Goddamn it.

Ummagumma BITCHES!

I don't do white music
I don't do black music

No
Sweet monkey jesus no.

Saying Budweiser is bad beer is like saying Coca-cola is bad soda. If Bud never existed, and someone handed you a microbrew tomorrow that tasted exactly like your run-of-the-mill Bud heavy, you'd probably stop and go "Hmm… not bad. Not great, but not awful." There's a reason it's huge. Lite nonwithstanding - if…

So, I guess I shouldn't drop references from TV shows that only aired once and then never again.

He tripped and hit his knee on the coffee table
and she just laughed, and made fun of his diabetes!

Note to self: Beer makes you Point Out inappropriate Things On the Internet

None taken. But lets just say I got that diploma and am now working on another diploma that will allow me to begin helping kids at risk for becoming "gargantuan fuck ups".

The Strokes - Room on Fire
Don't ever listen to this album on your iPod when it's wintertime and you just got dumped by the most beautiful girl you've ever met because you're doing a little too much coke and you're 20 years old and still haven't gotten your high school diploma and you're standing in the refrigerated…