I didn't think that song could somehow sound more like a processed, co-opted approximation of actual Indian music. Yet, here we are.

I also believe Tom may have made some kind of Faustian bargain, to put up the numbers he has.

I VOLUNTEERED AND IT WAS AWESOME.

Flat Earth chips
because when women hear us wlid-eyed menfolk start refuting well-established scientific principles… they get hungries!

Watchmen Cartoon Theme song
stuck in my head. All weekend.

Why?

The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
Name be damned, that's the best album to come out so far this year. Hands down.

I feel like they're hurting their traffic by putting this up right away… unless everyone who's skipping it opens the page anyway to complain in the comments how it shouldn't have been put up right away.

It's like we're living the same life.

The saddest thing is, that one day, Nathan Rabin will be a hip-hop grandpa.

The guy… named Pilgrim?

Whatever happened to the Rappin Granny? We haven't heard from her in like, 10 years!

I just went outside- the fellas there haven't heard about Watchmen.

Every spring break in Ft. Lauderdale is gay spring break.

When the evil Shredder attacks,
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack!

Snape - why are you so anti-semitic?

Sounds like something THE STIG would say, if he were trying to act like he was not, in fact, The Stig.

Gumbercules? I LOVE THAT GUY!

This certainly went to hell.

John Carradine was also "The Cosmic Man" in the film "The Cosmic Man" aka "Watch the Skies"