People who dine alone make me so -sad- inside.

J. Goo wins. Flawless Victory.

Night Terrors
Ahhhh! Cobras!

You could do the IRN-Bru test the morning after your next taste-test that involves alcohol. Just do it on a Thursday.

Welcome to 'merica… now SPEAK 'MERICAN.

"My urge for regicide has subsided slightly"
The AVclub has evidently stumbled upon a terrible conspiracy involving fried potatoes and the British Royal Family.

He also has good taste in shirts.

FLAVOR
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Get Out Of The Car
Yes… reprehensible…

Hey
That song is really good.

Or if he had athlete's foot? On his face?

The Futurama movies do not suck. It is you, in fact, that is the thing/person that is sucking.

I feel like the real curse of late period Simpsons are the weird -stops- they do, to bring home the punchlines for people who would otherwise be too stupid to notice the joke. It throws off the timing completely. They might as well add a laugh track.

The Last Great Simpsons Episode.
The Medical Marijuana Episode feat. Phish.

He killed himself because his stomach hurt.

They Will Go Through Bone Like Buttah
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills

woooooow

So sad his music career never took off. There really is Nothing His Love Can't Fix.

It's also one of the many diseases you can't get yelled at for having.

Good luck.