Holy shit I don't even know what thread I'm in. What a fucking loser I am.

Of course, if he -does- show up, I predict an Iron Mike "fuck you 'till you LOVE me," level of ownage

Nah, "The Motherfucker" doesn't read the Paperback Book club. A shame, really.

Where's his Uncle Charlie now?

Guess not. Everybody's got a gimmick these days.

That Verne Troyer picture
is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

Or Noel could write his own.

So they don't shave heads at his local barber college? This doesn't add up… I'll never trust Nathan Rabin again!!!

That means you're probably a racist.

Seven Dollar haircut?!
Where can a guy get a seven dollar haircut anymore?

and I'm back "On the Internet!" Hooray for things nobody cares about but me!

WFMU.

My favorite thing about this man -

He's totally allowed.

echo!

echo!

dude wtf

dude wtf

Hell yeah Tex, I'll see you at Maxwell's

Hell yeah Tex, I'll see you at Maxwell's