that'll do, Pig, that'll do

Real pictures are the way to go. Otherwise, folks think you've got something to hide. Oh, yeah.

Wow, Karatloz, that guy has been sweating your jock for a while.

well, to be fair, he only raped -half- of him

Yes, I am similarly fucked.

Joe, I'm glad you got over your bad plopping habit. I mean, man, you were doing that shit everywhere.

I second the wallpaper thanks; I've got it up as we speak!

And he changes his name all the time, which confuses me.

Shredder is fat and sucks other commentors dicks. Lets say ZoMoFo's dicks.

He really showed those rich assholes! Ha-ha!

Ron Asheton
Was Velvet Goldmine already on the list, or are you throwing it in there because of his untimely demise? I personally had never heard of it myself, but my interest was definitely piqued by this Wilde Ratttz business. Mike Watt, Mark Arm, Thurston Moore AND Steve Shelley, plus Ron and some guy from the…

Ecstasy and Methamphetamine
I was going to chide the interviewer for not asking him if he's cleaned up at all since his drug bust, but then I saw that promo picture and realized it would, indeed, be a pointless line of questioning.

Dougery, you are quite the charmer.

OH YES HE FUCKING WAS. He FUCKED people up in that movie.

Commie Nazis?

He also directly inspired Spike Lee to name a really bad movie "She Hate Me."

You're disgustingly cynical.

I have a vague recollection of someone, it may have even been Mr. Phipps in this very series, explaining science fiction along the lines of that it was not "what would happen x years in the future" but actually "what would happen if the year the book was written repeated itself x times"

Ranger X.

Der Kommisar, indeed