It's not moobs, you idiot, it's MOORS!

Holy crap, the Merv Griffin show. How can you not have a shit-eating grin on your face for the entirety of that episode? "More Turkey and Wine?"

False. Seasons 8 and 9 have just as many classic episodes. Wait and see.

The Strike (you may know it as "Festivus") didn't air until season 9, and is the single greatest episode of half-hour comedy television ever broadcast. I know it won't get an A+ here, but to me it is utter perfection in every line and subplot.

Where's George with my CALZONES?

To everyone who is empathizing with Phil for being the only black person remaining: please remember that it is he who led the charge for "Franquesqua" to be voted out. His ostracization has nothing to do with color. It has to do with the fact that he is clearly antisocial.

No one even used the word "crazy" except Phil. As I mentioned above, Steve actually said "you're a fucking lunatic", which I've heard about a million times directed from white people to white people. So the leap Phil was making was much greater than the show even made it out to be. In fact, I'd argue that if anyone…

Aren't these just outtakes from the Tetris soundtrack?

Flowers for Algernon is a touching book.

I take that back. It's the second best. The best was Antichrist.

The Ring is the best horror movie of the last decade.

I don't know about Russell, but Ginger Sasquatch, aside from being completely disgusting to look at, may be one of the most irritating people to ever play Survivor.

While you're down there, luv….

This was bound to be a viewed as a decent episode when put up against last week's, which I thought was the worst episode of the Office I've ever seen. I hated the fake movie, and the idea that it was being filmed without mention by any of the office regulars through 6 seasons of a crew "filming" Office minutia and…

Mango.

Yeah, HUGE albums for me in 1997 that Modell fails to mention were
Wu-Tang Forever
Homogenic
Richard D. James album (technically released end of 1996 but I didn't discover it till 97)

Natalie Portman is absolutely terrible at line reading. Otherwise, she's ok.

YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!!!!

Fail. the correct Firstie for this article should be:

I want to lose my mind
Will they also include La Fin Absolue du Monde?