His wheelchair rolls down the stairs, and he shatters into a million pieces. Willis lets loose a sardonic one liner that involves "cracking up," and swoops away like Keanu Reeves in the last shot of the Matrix

You "hippity-hoppers", what with your "bling blang and your "finger messages"

Has anyone brought up the obvious uncleanliness of rubbing one out in a spacesuit? Is that why Buzz Aldrin was there?

I always wonder what it looks like inside Chris Brown's brain. Foggy? Sweaty?

I loved the first season with Harold Ramis. The show has no budget, and everyone looks really sweaty, but it's worth watching for the "Sunrise Semesters" alone.

"Hey all you crazy beatniks, there's gonna be a heiiiiiiiiiiist."

I agree. The usual "Little Drummer Boy" is an absolute slog, and no full grown man can pull off the "rumpumpumpum" bit with his dignity intact.

I agree. The usual "Little Drummer Boy" is an absolute slog, and no full grown man can pull off the "rumpumpumpum" bit with his dignity intact.

Wow, I've REALLY been underestimating Smith's fan base. They must be the one's asking for this

Wow, I've REALLY been underestimating Smith's fan base. They must be the one's asking for this

I can't help but admire music reviewers for possessing the objectivity to review albums like this. I couldn't look past the persona enough to punch out an unbiased critique.

I can't help but admire music reviewers for possessing the objectivity to review albums like this. I couldn't look past the persona enough to punch out an unbiased critique.

On an absolutely related topic, what ever happened to Nancy Wall on the show? She was a solid (and cute) correspondent. However, when Olivia Munn was hired for TDS, it honestly depressed me that her relentless self-promoting and nerd-humoring paid off.

On an absolutely related topic, what ever happened to Nancy Wall on the show? She was a solid (and cute) correspondent. However, when Olivia Munn was hired for TDS, it honestly depressed me that her relentless self-promoting and nerd-humoring paid off.

On an unrelated topic, The name "Daffy Dick" cracks me up EVERY TIME, which probably speaks volumes about where my humor's at

On an unrelated topic, The name "Daffy Dick" cracks me up EVERY TIME, which probably speaks volumes about where my humor's at

"Faaaangs for coming"

"Faaaangs for coming"

Odin's beard!!

Odin's beard!!