I find myself using "This one pleases me. I keep" on at least a weekly basis. The look on Dave's face when he says "I stole your cane…" needs to be a poster in the living room of every comedy nerd.

An ABBA medley will get just about anything knocked down to a misdemeanor.

Woo Hoo!
Precedent!!!!

@HRN - The problem with the show wasn't that it was always awful. When it was new and novel, they seemed like underdogs, so you rooted for them. But they were successful underdogs for so long, and the show never changed its formula, that it became incredibly grating and the source of our collective hipster ire. But…

Mary, I've got my bonafides. I own "The Joe Schmo Show" and I watched every single episode of Heroes. If that doesn't describe a guy Todd wants joining his surrogate family, I don't know what does.

Let's Hang Out
Todd, I am a fun-loving, LA-based TV geek and I think it is time we stop playing these little games and meet in person. If it makes you feel safer, you should know that I have never been convicted of murdering anyone I met on the internet.

Miss Yvonne
So I know she played Miss Yvonne back in the day, but the woman who played it tonight (Charlie's Mom from It's Always Sunny) needed to be replaced. I know they replaced Cowboy Curtis because of money/scheduling/Fishburn is respected enough to not have to do this shit, but they should have gotten an…

Debra Messing
Ever see "The Wedding Date" with Debra Messing and Dermott Mulroney? He plays the ultimate male escort hired by Messing to be her date at her younger sister's wedding. The reasons she is single are readily apparent, as she is basically playing the same collection of quirks and manic tics and…

I, for one,
could listen to Danny DeVito say "Countach" for the entire holiday season.

I think between the five of us, we can make this happen. Perhaps an internet petition? those always work.

Shit… "astonishingly MOVING film". I am about to get voted off the internet, aren't I?

I agree with the OP. Nothing happened? So the hell what? It was an astonishingly movie film that completely sucked me into that world. Was there a sense of dread? Sure. But it was supposed to be there. And there was also a sense of pure and unadulterated joy throughout it. The movie made my heart hurt in the…

Do you enjoy being this wrong?

I know the plot
Katherine Heigel will play a humorless career woman who isn't looking for love. Jon Krasinski will play an overgrown adolescent not looking for a relationship. They will be thrust together through unlikely circumstances and their hatred of each other will eventually turn into passion, but a…

I, for one,
welcome our new questioning of awkwardly worded answers machine overlords.

I forget the title of the episode, but the one where Greyson bets Jules she can't stay by herself for one day and then the show quickly abandons that as she throws a party. It includes the greatest Shawshank Redemption homage of all time and that is what let me believe that it was a show worth getting into for the…

Love This Show
I can't pinpoint the alchemy that makes this show work as well as it does at this point, but they have found some grand mix of off the wall comedy and truly earned emotional moments without ever having to sacrifice one for the other. It might be blasphemy to say so, but the show reminds me in some ways…

If you read Sepinwall's interview with Bill Lawrence, he basically says they realized almost immediately that a Travis/Laurie relationship was inevitable and a good idea, but if they had known at the planning stages, they'd have made him older or her younger so it wouldn't be as creepy. As it stands, they want him to…

I never said it was a bad movie. i found it entertaining as hell. But all the people talking about it as a message movie, or claiming that it was great that it was a Sci Fi movie with something to SAY ignored the fact that the movie was basically taking a stand that "Racism is BAD!" I am glad someone finally came…

Question
Can we all agree to stop pretending that District 9 was the least bit incisive or had anything interesting to say about racism?