If I'm lucky…

Wait…
You are telling me there are dick jokes? Why am I just hearing about this now!?!?!?

Hmm…
I KNEW I felt safer when I woke up this morning…

Yep
I caught a preview screening of this film a few weeks ago, and the review is spot on. No film about multiple murders, cross dressing and descents into madness has any right to be this dull.

He isn't typecast. I am pretty sure he also played Precious.

Can we see if we can get a consensus on her? Is she hot? Cause I don't see that, but I have friends who say yes. how much is her and how much is retro-active Arrested Development affection?

Forty Years?
If someone is addicted to coke for 40 years, you don't hold an intervention. Clearly he can handle his shit. It's like telling 80 year olds to quit smoking. Leave them the fuck alone.

One of the Series Best, I Think
I think that was exactly what an episode of Parenthood is supposed to look like. Not a perfect episode (Julia gets stressed and upset when her annoying daughter acts annoying), but the conflicts were organic, the jokes were fun and I am finally starting to genuinely look forward to…

It's an honor, good sir. An honor.

Really? These guys all feel like they should be pushing 40.

But that scene is virtually always Taco's song.

I was wondering the same thing. This must be their 20 year reunion, no? I don't think anyone would buy 10, and even 15 feels too young.

The Nigata song was funnier because it became a part of the story. It wasn't just a weird interlude. I was not familiar with John LaJoie before this show, so he had not build up of good will from me going in, and I generally find their need to give him a song every week pretty irritating.

I lost my virginity to a girl who was into referring to us as brother and sister. Not during, but just in general.

Favorite line
My favorite line in a very funny episode was Grayson during the funeral for the giant wine glass. "I know we weren't dating then, but both of my parents died last year, and none of you came."

I don't. Please explain further. Further? Farther? Please explain more.

Really?
This was the best episode of the season? I hate to be the guy who comes on these boards just to tell the writer how wrong they are, but you're so wrong!

Jason Priestly. Or Luke Perry. Or Brian Austin Greene. You know what? All of the dudes from the original 90210 look exhausted. All of the non-Jennie Garth girls, too, come to think about it.

I think YOU mean Morning Glory.

Question
Does this mean that the campaign to overwork and exhaust Betty White to death has finally subsided?