Man, Bungie used to be so cool. I was hoping they'd get their mojo back once they were released from Microsoft's Halo treadmill but it doesn't look like it.

Really, the presence of apes at all strongly implies that it was Earth all along! I mean, apes are Earth animals.

I look forward to pirating this because Hulu hasn't figured out that the rest of the world exists yet,

This is gonna be the next Bee Movie, isn't it?

Yeah, they always do that weird, outright dishonest thing of labeling a review of a few episode as a review of a season and hiding the actually episodes down at the bottom.

I'm pretty sure zero is less than three.

Well, that's nice and all but it clearly wasn't enough.

If you could restrain from voting for someone who'll destroy the rest of the planet as well we'd appreciate it.

A majority with only 40% of the vote isn't that bad when there are three major parties and a couple of minor ones.

Sure, we just had a record-long 11 week federal election campaign season! It was rough.

Challenge accepted!

I think it's the opposite really. There were a rash of show following Lost that bragged about having a detailed, fully written multi-season arc… and didn't last long because they forgot to make the episode-to-episode storytelling compelling.

Bad Judge coming this fall on.. what's that? They already did it? Damn!

Are all of his songs about him acting faux-concerned and slut-shaming a girl he used to sleep with, or is it just the hits?

Sure, Jesus' one word reveal of his sexuality is totally what's been slowing this season down…

Also, it's graphics not jraphics.

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Fair enough, I knew the Scott Pilgrim part of that was going to be divisive. Spaced is also wonderful.

I've got to think it's inspired by this music video (which he also directed):

I know, right? A guy directs four fantastic movies in a row and suddenly people are all excited about his next one! It's a good thing you were here to crap on it.