Are you saying Eagleheart wasn't inventive? That's crazy talk.

Clickhole had a good one kind of like that: http://www.clickhole.com/qu…

This show was seriously underrated. It was probably the most comedically inventive show since Eagleheart.

It's like the great philosopher said: "Pain don't hurt.".

The follow up mini-series that Stephen Fry and Mark Carwardine did about 7 years ago is quite good (Also called Last Chance to See).

…No?

I don't think they've done much together since then but they've been active individually. Jemaine's had a solid acting career and Bret won an Oscar for a song in one of the Muppet movies.

It's hard to imagine how it could be much worse than what they did to Noah.

Thank you for confirming that the word "hipster" is literally meaningless by now.

Mr. T Ate My Balls for president!

Elizabeth Taylor's in this?

It's like that "only one black person at a time on The Walking Dead" thing that's hung on for like four seasons after it stopped being true.

Note to show-runners: Don't try to be progressive or inclusive to your fans or they'll be looking for an excuse to tear you down.

Oh, I didn't even think of that. You're totally right. It's Chekhov's check…hov.

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If movies have taught me anything it's that kidnappings always go smoothly.

Almost a quarter of the Earth's population is Muslim. If they were trying to take out American you'd be gone by now.

You're welcome to mention literally any non-idiotic reasons for supporting Trump if you'd like.

Wow, he came in under budget on a project once, 30 years ago? Consider my mind changed!

Reading 7 books isn't anything to be proud of.