It was Bela Lugosi's meth.

Tyler Perry's Escape From New York.

Katee Sackhoff as Snake? "I thought you'd have… a penis."

Laughed out loud. Startled dog.

He's from the Newburgh Plisskins. Such a nice boy.

Escape from Staten Island?

Thanks Misanthrope!  You're not so misanthrope-y after all.

I haven't read a comic in 30 years, but I'll read this. Mieville's book "Kraken" is outstanding.

Well, the original title was "Breakfast With Nipples," so they should have known.

Nutella Vulva?

Or maybe the dinosaurs.

Or Lars Von Trier. Blofeld's cat screaming "CHAOS REIGNS!" would be so worth it.

…DONKEY SAUCE. (BWAAAMP)

Is "Mon Mothma" fanfic slang for Mothra's vagina?

/Theme song from Ally McBeal plays while Luke looks off into the distance on Tattooine…

…and his archnemesis, Cat Maiche-er?

And the other one is female too, just a handsome woman.

If only Boba had the voice of the priest in TPB. "HHHESH NOO GOOD TO ME DEEEEAAD…"

I'm so sick of the whole Dany arc. Bleh.

Maybe he doesn't like doing sequels?