With LOTS of lipstick, powder, rouge and lingerie!

I got married to the widow next door
She's been married three times before
And ev'ry one was a Baha-bee
She wouldn't 'ave a Willy or a Sam — No SAM!

Or perhaps a Sam Drucker and Mr. Hainey.

"Don't mention the war!"

HA! "AUNT Ida" is from "Female Trouble".  Click if you dare (and are not eating):

See Jill Clayburgh in "I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can"

please tell me you used "goy" intentionally!

I was sure it was going to be revealed to be a pickup line.

Because Don is the one who knocks!

a handsome father and a piece of work mother on Park Avenue?  Not a very risky prediction.

She got Don's name by looking around (probably mail or magazine labels) and Sally must have spilled Bobby's name.

My Todd —- "I think I'll keep her!"

add a little Cortisone —- and you can accomplish ANYTHING —- like becoming president or flying to the moon!  Invading Cuba…not so much.

More proof that this episode was directed by  Bob Fosse.

Go ahead Homer, laugh at me.

Acting! Genius! Thank you!

If you turned off the TV in the middle of this episode — all the characters on Mad Men would have died.

It's much better here among your own kind.

Look at me Damian —- it's all for you!

Not since the Julianne Moore-Heather Graham bedroom scene in "Boogie Nights" have I scene drug use captured in such a frighteningly accurate way.