The field was 8-1 last week.

Thanks.

The fruit is named after the bird. Before 1959, they were called Chinese gooseberrries, which isn't the most attractive name. The change was made in 1959, and was pure marketing.

Or Belize.

And when she does return, she'll be a pretty sure bet.

How did the field hit last week? I bet on it, so I wish it had, but I don't see how it did.

A few native Americans. It didn't end well.

Thanks.

Wasn't the next interviewee supposed to get Dan Savage's question about threesomes? Or us that a different feature?

I was hoping for a prequel to Goodbye, Columbus.

Didn't you just read about his fear of bears? The poor man was probably terrified that you were going to try to perform cunnilingous on him.

That's why the Good Lord gave you a penis.

More proof that we have been visited by aliens. Annoying aliens.

I'd never heard of Diplo before, so I was wondering whether Denny's was fighting with a diplomat or diplodocus.

Is your sister Elvira, Mistress of the Dark?

Confused? They thought it was something else?

Which kind of bear are we talking about?

Some successful marriages are based on that.

Punishment? It's a huge step up from emptying chamber pots.

Sometimes one has to be resourceful and improvise.