I'd just walk in and immediately say, "As you were."

And hire a sex worker.

Those are excellent qualities in a woman. If I weren't already married, I'd offer you a fleet of warships and two good hands.

Not true. Peppermint Patty Calls him "Chuck," and Marcy calls him "Charles."

…with baited breath.

No, they're people. People why act like animals.

Well, 15 years old in cat years is like 70 for a human.

"And some if the, I'm sure are good people."

Better than liquid wursts.

Under the unclean influence of Ignatiy Vishnevetsky, I watched After Last Season. The bizarre cheapness of the film can’t be explained as simple cost-cutting; a lot of these elements seem to be genuine, intentional alienation effects. Of course, that doesn’t change the fact that it’s a complete failure on all levels.

GoT is known for two things. If it has a deadpool, shouldn't it also have a titpool?

Either one has to unwillingly kill the other, or one avenges the other.

And he's very competent.

$50 on under named deaths this week, $20 on Melisandre.

Because that's how people talk?

I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—
Almos…

*Tired and slightly hung over. Mrs. Deltoid returns tomorrow after a month away.
*Take the kids to Ko Samui. Write write write. Finish a photo project. Achieve global domination.
*At this point, not much.
* a vibrator/bring joy/uninspired

General rule: If someone tries to initiate a conversation about porn in German, move cautiously away.

I am envious.

Here comes Donnie Yen again….