Thanks!

I still laugh at the line, "No wonder they call you Fuckhead!"

I was hoping this was a sequel to Audtion.

Count me in.

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls. It's a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world.

Follow the puke.

It's iron jelly.

Puerile job, internet.

I never before realized how many people hate Anthony Bourdain. This is especially disturbing since my wife has said he reminds her of me.

More Hollywood agewashing.

That's hardly original.

In the '90s she'd have been an action film star.

If you can't have sex on your wedding day, when can you have sex?

By which you mean… The A.V. Club? She's one of us?

Not to mention Leonard Nimoy!

Styes?

Ygrette not knowing probably has something to do with "We do not kneel."

Oreos belong to the pantheon of irresistible black-and-white things , which also includes pandas, penguins, orcas, and the original Godzilla.

Get ready to launch our beverage division!

That construction would work in Mandarin, which makes me wonder if Sam Barsanti is a Chinese mole.