Is "unicorn" a well-known enough flavor that it can be written without explanation? (Unless it actually means unicorn, which I doubt.) If I'm just out of touch, can someone explain what it is?

And pudding pops.

Because she's a cold-blooded killer.

"Kama Sutra"…. Well, my wife heard later that the little one actually did ask her parents about the odd scene she saw. Which was even more embarrassing for us, as it meant that two middle-aged relatives heard a detailed description of our sex practices from a small child.

Either (A) or (B) could be combined with both (C) and (D). So I'll go with one of those, depending on the content of the monologue.

They were both until recently presumed extinct.

Well, that makes my life easier. I'll just sit my kids down in front of the complete series. Now that's home-schooling!

A few day trips for me, but I never spent the night.

Damn, that was him?

Before our big breaks, we were all just minor bit-part actors.

No one mentioned the party from Eyes Wide Shut?

So we can look forward to her being mayor someday.

And absolutely none of this should come as any surprise, since it's no different than 100 other things he said and did well before the election.

Back when it was hip to be square.

A smart, witty, wonderful man. I met him about twenty years ago.

So does the North.

I once played Brick on stage, and the biggest question among the actors when creating backstory was just how gay Brick was. We ended up with Brick being bi (so his disinterest in Maggie isn't about about his orientation, but about their history), but we assumed Skipper was 100% gay.

Too benevolent. To be a proper Judeo-Christian deity, the dog needs to occasionally become violently unhinged and slaughter a few of the hens at random… for, say, daring to offer respect to another dog, or laughing at his prophet, the rooster.

Sometimes my wife packs her own vagina, sometimes I pack it for her.

I live in Taipei, and I haven't met a single Western person (including Americans) with anything good to say about Trump. Of course, Taipei doesn't get the massive number of tourists Bangkok does, but in my experience the number of Americans visiting Bangkok is very small.