Howard would have been much more likely to have read the books than seen the animated films.

In that case, he waould have said, "It's like looking at a golem," Golem is not a proper noun. And, in any case, calling Jimmy a golem wouldn't make much sense.

I was working two jobs with a baby and a two-year-old at home. It was not an easy time.

—Before this, I'd never heard of "chair yoga." Now I have.
—Hector has to have an underling answer his phone that's right in front of him.
—The minute Kim got in the car, I thought of Jimmy's "So drive 60 instead of 55!" line. Uh-oh….
—The "Crazy-8" sign in the mall!
—There's that Matlock suit again.
—Howard is a LotR fan!
—…

You had me at "green tires." (We all have our quirks.)

Damn you, Ignatiy Vishnevetsky, now I have to see this.

There's no need to bring race into this.

Mr. Magoo: Blind Justice

You can't catch what doesn't exist.

I think you mean Becket with one t. Two is the playwright.

Except that Caesar was a brilliant general, orator and statesman. Trump is more of a Falstaff—a lying, lecherous, cowardly, vain fool—somehow raised to the kingship.

No, Comey never liked or respected Trump. Brutus was Caesar's close friend and adopted son.

Actually it shows Brutus' strength of character, as he was willing help overthrow his admirable friend for the higher principle of preserving the freedom of the republic.

Of course. The apes revolt and overthrow their masters.

I once talked with a theater director from Romania about working under the dictatorship. Since new work was heavily censored, they had to try to make political statements through classic writers such as Shakespeare. But the one Shakespeare play they could never produce in any form was Julius Caesar.

Competitive tweeting is an industry now? And the U.S. used to led the world in automobiles, steel, aerospace….

I didn't even know Jesus was on the ark.

The Blair Witch Project. Grizzly Man. Deliverance.

She's got me scheduled for 12:37 pm on April 18th, 2019. Can't wait!

You mean your wife isn't Natalie Dormer?