If she thought it was degrading, what about the poor guy who had to be Dopey?

True, in principle it's the same as Ivanka Trump using the words of Toni Morrison about slavery to describe the lot Of someone overwhelmed by email.

Of course there's a black monolith. I saw it in 2001: A Space Odyssey

I hope he and his boss live to regret that in a very personal way.

Seriously, the only surprising thing is that anyone is surprised by this. You give Donald Fucking Trump—a man who for forty years was famous as a crass, sleazy, ego-fueled walking punchline—the key to the White House, and then you're surprised when he takes a Trump-branded, gold-plated shit on the Oval Office carpet?…

Wish I'd seen: Leonard Cohen, the Exile-era Stones, the Beatles before they came to America, Ziggy-era Bowie, Talking Heads, the Velvet Underground, the Pogues.

He gets these flashes when he can see the future.

Not he, she!

Stars are just another cultural commodity to be hustled.

The only time I've ever actually watched tentacle porn was to convince my wife it existed, so I completely believe this. She likewise doubted the existence of bronies till I showed her a clip from the A.V. Club.

That's why revolution is, as you say, (1) not likely, and (2) if it does happen, requires the lopping off of heads. The French did get that right.

Bismillah, no! We will not let you go!

Damn. My older son does a chicken dance when he wins anything, too! As a nine-year-old, were you hyperactive, autistic and extremely good-looking?

Please credit Garret Morris, otherwise his attorneys will be in touch.

My sons got Star Wars Monopoly for Xmas and actually like it.

If you'd watched the video, you'd know it is.

Life on tour? Chance had better include:

Cry havoc!

So paint it, black.

•how is your day/week going?
OK. I have an online job interview this afternoon and another on Tuesday, Mixed feelings about the one today. I'm better qualified for the one on Tuesday, plus it's a lot more money. As in about 3 times as much.
•how is your summer vacation going so far?
What summer vacation? (If the job…