The one and only event I bet on is the World Cup final—usually about $100-$200 or the equivalent. I lost every year since (and including) 2002. Tired of losing money, in 2014 I bet just €1 on Germany—and won.

Sure they will! They're genetically engineered to be viable only within the city limits.

If I want to put down cash and wait for a drink can just go to a bar.

They're OK at the world-building and horror, but the don't get the racism quite right.

It is merely a lust of the blood and a permission of the will. Come, be a man. Drown thyself? Drown cats and blind puppies! I have professed me thy friend, and I confess me knit to thy deserving with cables of perdurable toughness.

Get that dog a job at the A.V. Club!

Oh, that's sad.

I guess that's a recent one. I grew up in a really racist area, but I never heard that.

Fewer. (Unless you mean shortening them, but that wouldn't solve tvlunatic's problem.)

Dangerous and violent? I lived in NYC for 10 years and only personally experienced 1 incident of violence. As opposed to 1 incident in 2 years in Westchester County, 2 incidents in 3 months in Paris, 3 incidents in 8 years in Houston, and 1 incident in 1 month in Phnom Penh.

Have you, um, checked his breathing and pulse lately?

He was, till they folded. Who's covering him now?

Raquel Welch and James Brown, 1968. 100 Rifles.

Are we still talking about this? In 2017?

And then the murders began.

Will Smith has a race?

I'm sure that would be my wife's minimum response. And she actually likes an occasional bit of rough play.

If anal sex isn't tight enough for the guy, the problem's not with her. But seriously—what marketing genius came up with the name "pig hole"?

That's why the thrifty poor save their car's used motor oil.

There is no mouse. It's all an elaborate gaslighting scheme. This is a toxic situation and you need to get away now. Don't say anything to anyone, just go. Move to a new city and never look back.