"Upvote"… is that what they're calling it these days?

I saw all those in the theater. I was 12 for Jaws. When the head rolled out of the bottom of the sunken boat, the whole theater full of kids screamed.

Trust me, the 3-D didn't make up for the plot.

I remember (at age 7) seeing the first episode of All in the Family, but just for its opening seconds. When Archie walked through the door and said, "It's colder than a well-digger's butt," my family (and probably most of America) nearly passed out from shock.

Ha! In my town, we had TWO one-screen theaters!

Where did you go to high school, Somalia?

I saw Pulp Fiction in the first week or so of its run. It really had the audience hooked from the start, but the best moment was when the Gimp emerged—laughter, gasps, and groans of abject disbelief and delight.

I have to disagree with the "Fuck my dad" part, though.

My wife is terrified of large Chinese tour groups—mainly of being mistaken for one of them, either by them or others. A bit like a Canadian among Americans.

I'd say more of a Meryn Trant—arrogant, incompetent, sexually predatory—if he were absurdly and improbably somehow made king.

"Somehow"?

For my kids , those two things are the same.

Enough with the superior attitude.

The name of the thing in his head is Pazuzu.

The scariest part is, the more we laugh, the lower Trump's poll numbers drop, and the more the special counsel uncovers, the closer we get to a convenient war. (Or a convenient massive terrorist attack and in-effect martial law.)

Of course not. He pays people to do that for him.

In Samoan, covefefe means "malkovich."

"Gentlefolk" has a bit more history behind it, but there's nothing wrong with either.

I wouldn't be able to manage your friend's marriage. My wife reads some things I turn up my nose at, but she also likes Kafka and Hugo. And Murakami, about which I'm on the fence.

We had X 30 years ago—just getting popular. Also all the psychedelics, which were my sex enhancers of choice. Coke may add life, but for me it never added much to sex.