That's supposed to be a new thing? We were doing that 30 years ago, and it wasn't new then.

"Chemsex"? I'm almost afraid to ask.

Once plentiful, they were hunted nearly to extinction for their pelts, leaving their carcasses to rot by the million on the prairie.

I'll take half a pound, then.

Or use the old-fashioned puppy-training method and rub her nose in it.

It has come to my attention that Dr. Felix Hoffman, a researcher in the employ of the Bayer Pharmaceutical Company, has recently synthesized a new variant of opium, at once stronger and much less addictive than morphine, which he has christened "heroin" in honor of its heroic properties. Perhaps this new palliative…

FN was a TV show.

That's Liilies of the Field

Yes! Mr. Moon becomes Sister Luna.

Nothing about Vanessa Redgrave and her convent of demented nuns in The Devils?

“I work in a Starbucks and there’s this woman who comes in and she shits in the toiler paper roll.”

I know I'm invulnerable and above it. This is why I don't want a car.

So, Eazy, what happened? You were gone, now you're back.

For people in my part of the world, happy Dragon Boat Festival!

My great-uncle was a German-English translator/interpreter for Patton. He and my grandfather both served in Europe. They came to America as small children in 1914. If their family hadn't emigrated, they'd have been fighting for Germany in WWII. I remember that whenever people start demonizing soldiers on the other…

"Good" in what sense?

Not Velma, who was pure, hand-drawn eroticism in spectacles.

No, a vago is a vagina euphemism.

I'm sure they'll mention the that Descartes vivisected his wife's dog, Seeing as I already know that, I think I can skip whatever other awful facts they dredge up.

I think we can safely assume that most pets are animists.