I see what you did there. Kanar for you!

That's my line!

@avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus Kanar on the house for you.

Did you hear about Vilix'pran? He's budding again.

@avclub-875efc068b1a0b7a740d140f0d67bdbc:disqus What I wouldn't give for one conversation that didn't include mention of our reputed deceptions! Perspicacity is little consolation in the face of prosaic reference to such rote propaganda. The secret to good fish juice is all in the aroma, I find. I can barely function…

@avclub-875efc068b1a0b7a740d140f0d67bdbc:disqus - My answer to you is that everyone should trust a Cardassian guide to practically every topic. Why? Because all the information and anecdotes contained therein are entirely true, of course. 'Even the lies,' I hear you ask?…

I will admit, such things do seem to lose a little through the old Universal Translator, don't they? I'll never understand how anybody else manages. You know where you stand with a frustrated retort or a snappish chiding, especially at length. Longevity is the soul of wit, as they say! Honeyed words and longing…

You're quite right, Willy Pete! "Play dom-JOT, Car-deee?" will forever be burned into my memory. Ah, the perils of too much kanar and time on your hands. A sticker would be scant consolation!

Just like letting air out of a balloon.

Turning up the temperature to a comfortable standard would be the wonderful solution to all my problems. If only it didn't always turn out to be the root cause of everyone else's resulting problems, alas.

Very true! You're to be commended for such a perceptive take.

Thank you kindly.

It really does sound like it, to me!

As if a Cardassian's phrasing is anything less than subtly purposeful at all times and in all situations. I'm quite insulted! Although I suppose such nuance easily twists out of such a clearly-feeble grasp, I'll admit I'm culpable as well in my assumption no-one else would be checking the empty room and to wait until…

@avclub-b31df16a88ce00fed951f24b46e08649:disqus I see you've played Nausicaan Knifey-Darty before!

Kanars for the both of you!

I heartily concur. Earl Grey Tea for all of you!

I would serve Captain Picard an Earl Grey Tea, hot. And I'd also serve Captain Sisko a raktajino. But I'd get just a little more irritated at Sisko. If you know what I mean.

I'm not sure I can entirely agree (though I do cheerfully acknowledge your point and the reasoning behind it). Thinking that not every character exists to be fully realised leads us into a dubious realm of Wise Old Mentors and Helpless Princesses. If a character is purposefully written as a lever, I believe it leads…

A gregarious pack indeed!