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Eatmytoast
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I've just had a brain orgasm. Thank you for that.

Remember when Barney had bet he could nail a hotty while looking like a very old man? He won the bet thanks to a french woman… And Ted or Marshall said it didn't count because you know… In this arrogant country where nobody ever shower, women are known to be sluts.You know what? I'm French and I really laughed about

And I'll see you.
And you'll see me.
And I'll see you in the
branches that blow.
In the breeze,
I'll see you in the trees.
Under the sycamore trees.

Dear dear Dale Cooper. You should have stayed in the Black Lodge, no risk of getting old there…

Christine
Christine telling her daddy about bathtube repressed memories wasn't very convincing… But I guess this character has never been convincing from the first place.