Boys! Stop! You can both marry me!

Sadly, the folio vaccine was developed too late for FDR.

Sadly, the folio vaccine was developed too late for FDR.

Dear Eleanor: I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Roosevelt is having an affair with Ms. Suckley. My first suspicions came when I saw them French kissing in front of the White House. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Roosevelt's warm springs, giving each other handjobs…

Dear Eleanor: I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Roosevelt is having an affair with Ms. Suckley. My first suspicions came when I saw them French kissing in front of the White House. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Roosevelt's warm springs, giving each other handjobs…

@avclub-70f6dcc28ef8fc282b0c969e75d9bdfc:disqus ! You do not come to the AV Club and talk about a man like Alex Rocco like that!

@avclub-70f6dcc28ef8fc282b0c969e75d9bdfc:disqus ! You do not come to the AV Club and talk about a man like Alex Rocco like that!

I just checked to see if abevigoda.com has been updated. Everything's fine.

I just checked to see if abevigoda.com has been updated. Everything's fine.

I've long said that Billy Joel should add a verse to "We Didn't Start the Fire" every 5 years or so. It could be a big event, like the Sight and Sound poll.

I've long said that Billy Joel should add a verse to "We Didn't Start the Fire" every 5 years or so. It could be a big event, like the Sight and Sound poll.

In any case, it'll look great when I project it onto my 10" high movie screen.

In any case, it'll look great when I project it onto my 10" high movie screen.

Hey, whaddaya call a bovine that flunked out of ox school?

Hey, whaddaya call a bovine that flunked out of ox school?

I felt the same way when I learned that "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" was not about the boy detective from Idaville.

I felt the same way when I learned that "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" was not about the boy detective from Idaville.

Given the choice between a top-secret, long in the works film adaptation of Calvin & Hobbes and an actor who made shit up on his resume, I'm going with door #2.

Given the choice between a top-secret, long in the works film adaptation of Calvin & Hobbes and an actor who made shit up on his resume, I'm going with door #2.

Actually, the Coke commercial is tacked on to the end.