Shut the fuck up.  God, I hate you so much.

Shut the fuck up.  God, I hate you so much.

Damn, this guy's a real Honda ad connoisseur.

Damn, this guy's a real Honda ad connoisseur.

I think you should spend the day hanging out with the TCA Awards, and you'll soon find out they're really nice in person.

I think you should spend the day hanging out with the TCA Awards, and you'll soon find out they're really nice in person.

Monk reruns air pretty regularly on the UHF channels.  Also, BET used to show episodes of The Wire.  I'd love to know how they handled the "fuck" scene.

Monk reruns air pretty regularly on the UHF channels.  Also, BET used to show episodes of The Wire.  I'd love to know how they handled the "fuck" scene.

Wasn't he also Lummox for like a minute and half?

Wasn't he also Lummox for like a minute and half?

I don't know, they might get confused with Radioactive Wolf Parade, Radioactive AIDS Wolf, Radioactive Wolf Eyes and Radioactive Wolfmother.

I don't know, they might get confused with Radioactive Wolf Parade, Radioactive AIDS Wolf, Radioactive Wolf Eyes and Radioactive Wolfmother.

The other day I was looking for a supercut of Columbo saying "Just one more thing…" but such a video doesn't seem to exist.  Bad Job, Internet.

The other day I was looking for a supercut of Columbo saying "Just one more thing…" but such a video doesn't seem to exist.  Bad Job, Internet.

I thought the point of any "Great Job Internet" article was to be about Parks and Recreation or Community, in which case this was a dismal failure.

I thought the point of any "Great Job Internet" article was to be about Parks and Recreation or Community, in which case this was a dismal failure.

Todd VanDerWerff likes his chicken spicy!

Todd VanDerWerff likes his chicken spicy!

I somehow got an I Love Lucy notification.

I somehow got an I Love Lucy notification.