I saw an ad on the other night doing just that.

I also like to play a boob game

Feh!  The Downfall of Adventuresicle and lindsayfunke don't deserve to be spotlighted like that.  I can comment better than them in my sleep.  Check it out:

Yes. No.

Also, Mr. Farnsworth's first name was Philo, which is much cooler than plain-ol' "Phil."

Please post 1000 words about what it was like meeting Christina Hendricks.  Spare no details.

You hear that, IT department at my workplace?  You guys are bunch of idiots and/or schmucks!

I love Black Narcissus so much, I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant leave my religious order and go crazy.

I was kind of hoping that Mr. Brainwash would be on tonight's episode of The Simpsons, but sadly that does not appear to be the case.

The first time I saw "Nick of Time," every time there was a commercial break I thought to myself, "When is Shatner going to get on the plane?"  It was a great episode, but I was really confused about why there was no gremlin on the wing.

After 1300 comments, it looks like we've yet to decide on what exactly it means to "love to hate" somebody, but I'm shocked that Logan Echolls and Dick Casablancas haven't met the definition.  They're privileged, smugly superior, casually racist, sexist and classist, but the actors playing them are so damn charismatic…

Good riddance to them!  Now Zoidberg's the popular one!

Everyone stop worrying!  Yee Yee is OK!

OK, take him out and shoot him.

OH MY GOD HOW DID A GIRL GET IN HERE WHAT DO WE DO?

Here's what's happened to Thora Birch: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

David Fincher FROM 173 TAKES

!SSSSSMMMMMIIIIIS

Actually, I think Reagan did once muse in a cabinet meeting that if Earth were invaded by extraterrestrials, the Cold War would end because the world would have to unite to fight the aliens.  It lacks the poetry of a transdimensional psychic squid, but it's the same basic idea.

Yep, that's the one.