>HELLO SAILOR

NOT ENOUGH OF A NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

This is NBC we're talking about.  Ratings that are merely dwindling are a cause for celebration.

Isn't that Beau Bridges?

That's what she said.

I've always wondered how they pick the accountants who get to go to the Oscars.  Is it based on seniority?  A lottery?  Attractiveness?

I agree with Armond White!

There's nothing funny about MEGABONERZZZ.  Some of my dearest friends were killed by MEGABONERZZZ.

I like how Loughnane makes sure to point out that Albanese stole his lines from an American movie.  If he'd plagiarized an Australian cinematic icon like the Humungus, it wouldn't be a big deal.

I'll stick with "How appropriate; you debate like a cow."

Why hasn't Anna Faris done a guest spot on Parks and Rec yet?  Are the producers afraid that her very prescence would cause the quality of the show around her to plummet?

A polar bear!

But does this book explain why there is no letter grade rather than a letter grade?

It's Pratchetts all the way down.

Nor are they introducing a Twilight Zone episode.

This is, by my count, the eighth time that John Williams has been nominated for multiple scores in the same year (and that's not counting the three times he was nominated in separate categories, in the days when dramatic and comedic/musical scores were segregated).

Pop radio stations (not top 40, but ones that advertise "the hottest hits of the 80s, 90s and today!") will frequently excise any raps to avoid offending white people who dislike hip-hop.  Like, if they're playing "California Gurls," they'll edit out Snoop's verse (which most people would consider an act of mercy for…

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