Never have I heard such vulgarity!  Really, can't you find some other word to use instead of b*gel?

My takeaway from this is that Afghamistam needs to be more considerate of his mom.

Abbey Who?  Get outta here with your hipster music, you hipster.

Oh, @avclub-c42f76f3b235e177ed57983b6721d0f3:disqus , you sockdologizing old mantrap.

I came here expecting this to be a show in which models were forced to parade up and down a catwalk for 24 hours straight until all but one had collapsed from exhaustion.  I'm glad that's it's just some weak Project Runway clone, since that means I can continue to shop my idea around to various networks.

Whatever you do, though, don't eat the jellybeans in that gift basket!  I think someone slipped pills in them.

I'm confused — have you been watching it in reverse?

"So congratulations, Everclear . . . You’re our first repeat champions."

She accidentally read some AV Club comments, and was greatly disturbed at what happens every time we see her.

Hirsch got some credibility for Into the Wild, then lost it with Speed Racer, then gained some of it back with Milk, then lost it again with Taking Woodstock.  Maybe this will be his big comeback!

@avclub-a6ff5a63d43e7fb68e9e4b6613abdef2:disqus , I'm 1000% in agreement with you on wanting a Great Pumpkin soundtrack.  I think I actually prefer the flute version of "Linus & Lucy" to the original, and I love the music that plays when Snoopy's shot down behind enemy lines.  I might just try to rip the audio from my…

Isn't it actually "sweet baboo"?  If you've ever seen a baboon, you'd know there's nothing sweet about them.

Hold up, they showed this episode at the SkyDome?  That is crazy.  If they'd done something like that at an arena in my neck of the woods, I'm pretty sure I would have given up my birthday and Christmas presents to make my parents take me to it.

"I masturbate a lot."

There is a man!  A certain man!

Or he's making it all up. You know, the old "I've got a girlfriend, but you haven't met her because she lives in the Delta Quadrant."

You shouldn't shrug that long, or your shoulders will stay that way.

But how do they eat?  And breathe?  And other science facts?

Was Rob Halford unavailable?

But the sandwich and anti-sandwich would annihilate each other on contact.  You'd have to carry them around in dilithium Ziplocks.