He's trying to stand up and fly right, but it's not easy with that sumbitch Obama in the White House.

Not to mention William Fichtner, and Senator Pat Leahy.

Mira's lovely, I just find it weird that my hormonal, 15-year-old brain decided that she was the perfect woman.

I had a weird crush on Mira Sorvino when I was in high school, though I've never seen her in anything but "Quiz Show." It seems like the only remotely high-profile thing she's done in recent years was a post-Super Bowl episode of "House."

I think I remember the pilot episode of Family Force 5
Family, as in they're a family. Force, as in they're a force to be reckoned with. 5, as in there are 1-2-3-4-5 of them.

I hardly know 'er face!

She's kinda funny lookin' . . . just in a general kinda way.

I sure wish the AV Club's commenting software
would let me [i]use italics![/i]

That game taught me how much fun it is to kill dozens of buffalo at a time. I wonder if anyone in the pioneer days ever stumbled onto that hobby.

Ah, "Sirens." Truly a movie I never would have watched if I hadn't caught the explicit content warning when they were coming back from a commercial.

People today are too impatient if they can't wait an hour to see three people attached mouth-to-ass. Ever hear of foreplay?

People, people, let's get one thing straight: koalas aren't bears.

If I'm not mistaken, Hyden did that because he'd write about each one of the top 20 Billboard songs, and that resulted in talking about the same handful songs month after month.

Some Unregistered Dude is not much of a foreplay fan, I take it.

I heard that she's hired Kevin Shields to produce it.

I Didn't Know That!
Granted, I don't subscribe to the Michael Fassbender fan club magazine, but I'd never heard about his stage production of Reservoir Dogs. Max Fischer would have been proud.

If you're anything like me, it wasn't so much a gut-punch as a barely noticeable gut-tap.

Ah, there we go.

Paula Deen Riding Things
I'm having a hard time thinking of a link that I would want to click less than that one.

LOL, the article is called Hyden, the band is called How Long Does It Take to Get An Album.