He also played the Dustin Hoffman role in a short-lived Broadway adaptation of "The Graduate." It doesn't get much more Semitic than that.

Losing My Seats
Nah

They're just delighted that the nursing home didn't drag them to another taping of "Dancing with Frank."

Bipods are perfectly stable; I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm guessing that Horsefellow has a tough time logging in.

The Puppy Bowl hasn't been the same since Harry Kalas died.

Maybe Mark E. Smith could throw bottles at them.

If you don't like Death From Above 1979's name, you can blame Official AV Club Mascot James Murphy.

That movie's pretty hagiographic; I don't remember any critical words from anyone besides Gibby Haynes.

It's a teaser for their Super Bowl commercials. I hope it involves a man getting hit in the testicles, or a woman who is irritating!

Paul W.S. Anderson is the highbrow version of Uwe Boll.

You're just fanning the flames of hatred, Shore Patrol!

If it were a C+, would people be upset about the grade? B- is, at best, a very mild recommendation.

Greta Gerwig? Is she a great big fat person?

Now Homer, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a whiz to know that you're looking out for Number One. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.

"Thinks Fire the Mummers?"

Bring out the Gimp!

They should also specify that it's only watchable for people with eyes, ears, a basic knowledge of English, and a working computer/internet connection.

I recall reading that "scumbag" was originally slang for a condom, so scumbag and cumbag are actually synonyms.

My mistake . . . I was thinking of UGK.