The video for "Wicked Game" marked a pivotal point in my young life.

"This boobatron robot better work, Nerdlinger!"

"that show Tim Allen was on about home improvement"

You couldn't at least have gone with "She came from Greece, she had a first for knowledge?"

I remember being in a record store a while back and seeing a band called Evergreen Terrace. They were just a couple slots over from Fall Out Boy.

Yeah, I was trying to talk B&S up to a friend of mine, and her only real exposure to them was the Juno soundtrack. I had to admit that if that were my introduction to them, I'd probably be disinclined to dig deeper as well.

I like how in Leonard's litany of curse evidence, Conrad Hall getting dumped is right there alongside murder, suicide, and murder-suicide.

We had to say "dickety," because Rowan stole the word "twenty."

Kill Bill 2 on Saturday night (edited for cable is the only way to watch Tarantino), then watching the Eagles almost blow it on Sunday, and Citizen Kane to close out the weekend.

"You might could get a bitch" demands to be spoken in a Yiddish accent.

I'm trying to deal with the growing realization that Nicole Krauss's new book probably isn't going to be reviewed here, thus denying me the pleasure of seeing that particular gimmick devour its own tail.

Mrs. Stegosaurus?

The Beaver Picture

RapeAria sounds like a particularly horrific disease.

Do you think that she and Mae Whitman would be up for a Holy Trinity?

I hear James Franco's performance is all right.

Jean-Ralphio's schedule just got clear.

…or Frat House, his documentary about a frat house.

Plus, your child will have a ready excuse for leaving doors open, bad table manners and other lapses in etiquette.

@Holland Oates: In my experiences, schools with names like "Bishop McDevitt" are the ones most in need of teen parent classes.