You will believe a man can get much longer and thinner.

You know, all this time I thought it was Tarkovsky's former AD, and I was wondering why he was talking about Samurai Jack instead of, say, Solaris.

I know Fox has killed shows without giving them a chance, but I had no idea they would use time travel to cancel a show 5 years before it premiered.

KIPLING!

That could probably describe everything Oliver Stone directed through the mid-90s, when even the period zeitgeist abandoned him.

"the Internet, which I don't have faith or believe in"
But Scott, if you don't believe in the internet, then why is there a link to your band's website right there in the post? Are you one of those internet non-believers who still celebrates Tim Berners-Lee's birthday?

Not just vodka — *sparkling* vodka. So if you don't finish the bottle in 24 hours, it goes flat and tastes nasty. A wise purchase, that.

I heartily endorse this event or product.

Reel to reel? That's nothing but a gimmick.

I wonder
if he'll finally tell us where he came across that weird 54 MPH speed limit.

How exactly did his dick put that girl's ass to sleep?

Didn't the system favor people who *didn't* return DVDs quickly?

"my two local independent video stores"

Sean O'Neal is going to singlehandedly make the internet safe for ladies.

That was my strategy last year for FlashForward and V…eventually I just kept reading the reviews to find out just how laughable those shows were going to get.

Knowing the lyrics to that song won me some extra credit on a test in college.

Fuck the Yankees
That is all.

What terrible news
Why couldn't he have strangled his brother while imitating Two and a Half Man?

How do you know YOU'RE not HipsterDbag?

So let me get this straight:
A well-directed comedy about a white trash family that suddenly comes into possession of a baby? Two word title? First word is "Raising"?