If you described Sleigh Bells to me, I'd tell you they sound like the most insufferable shit I could imagine. But somehow, their album is my favorite release of this year.

LION?
IRON EAGLE?

Tenth!
Wasn't this the #10 movie in the country last weekend? How'd that happen?

I always vote Jason Dohring.

His old man's a Rolling Stone!

He has the proportional rhyme-spitting abilities of a spider!

You mean the movie is not in subtitled Farsi?

If I had been drinking milk when I read that last line, it would now be in my nose and/or keyboard.

The Marriage Ref: Great Show, or Best Show Ever?

And land purchased for a few dollars worth of glass beads.

I've never seen SYTYCD, and only read this article in the hopes that the comments would be full of people who were gravely offended that such an interview would ever appear on their beloved AV Club. Thanks to everyone for not disappointing me.

Can we combine all of these shows into one project where Diane Keaton is a feminist porn mogul and Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat . . . I don't know, work for her in some capacity?

That's what's known as a "Phoenix Steamer."

That Hipster Show
Wait, wasn't Ellen Page supposed to be in an HBO show about L.A. hipsters with Alia Shawkat? Is this in addition to that, or instead of it?

Not to dispute your larger point, but Tina Fey has written 1 movie and directed 0.

If you don't like the consensus on Tina Fey, just wait a few minutes.

There's a difference between people with actual gluten allergies and TV personalities who are making money off of fad diets.

I know it's not a movie…
but I'd like to know how plausible the robocall from the Chinese that remote wipes everyone and turns them into mindless killing machines in "Dollhouse" is. Because after seeing Epitaph One and Two, I'm kind of nervous every time I answer the telephone.

Where do the lizard people fit into all of this?

Fun with grammar
"The words 'Dax Shepherd has been a dramatic revelation this year' are ones me and (I'm sure) many other critics didn't think they'd be typing…"