I've subbed in a few schools that had it on reading lists and even a few where it was a reading assignment in the classroom. As someone who hasn't read the books, it always seemed to be more of a gateway to Sci-Fi than anyone actually thinking the book was some great piece of shi… I mean literature.

"YOU CALL THAT LIGHTING?!"

I'm pretty sure Larry David would split in half and the Elder Gawds would be reborn from such interactions. But before that? HILARIOUS!

"Although Scholars debate whether or not he was an actual Stooge…"

So change 100% to "about 3 or 4" and it's fixed!

Could be worse. Could be Philly.

I'm all for the Charlie Brown New Year special. Having to read "War and Peace" over X-Mas break is rought man…