Baldur, Heimdall, Tyr (it's not just a bathing suit company, folks) . . .

See above. Wilfred Brimley, of course.

I also saw the headline and was excited by momentary hopes of an American Gods movie.

Rape: The Movie.

Bloody Marys.

I'm just glad you didn't say you got it on DVD. The fact that the whole trilogy was available on VHS for your 5th birthday is making me feel old.

Suckers. I just don't get sick.

Tin Machine still ranks as one of the best live shows I've ever seen. Winter of 1991-92 at the Campus Club in Providence, RI. They looked like they were having so much fun on stage, and that good energy was really infectious. I think Eagles of Death Metal shows are awesome for the same reason; when the band is…

I just watch TV shows a year late. I get them from Netflix on DVD. Watch what I want, when I want, with no commercials. Viewing hat trick.

Pulled AD?! Bastards. That's the only thing I ever watched at Hulu. Guess I can delete the bookmark.

NYTimes.com tried to move to a subscription model. That didn't last long. People don't like paying for things that used to be free. When's the last time anyone bought a subscription to Zagats.com? I just use Citysearch or another site instead. Paying for Hulu will never work.

Yeah, but pets are a pain in the ass with the walking and feeding and trips to the vet. I prefer to rent a dog on a nice weekend and take it to the park, where I can pick up chicks. That way you get the benefits without the responsibilities. Yes!

JVS, I think you mean "shite".

Right Wingnut, I don't think H1N1 is going to take care of this problem. We're going to need something with a much higher mortality rate.

Easy with the nukes there, TomWaits. We're about to get into ski season; let's not do anything rash.

Yeah, I'm definitely in the "U2 used to be better" camp. I have in the past argued passionately that U2 is the best band of all time, but I just can't do it anymore. I buy and listen to each new album hoping for some of the old magic; then I quietly put that album away and never listen to it again.

I hope icy the Ice Storm in the lineup.

There was a pretty interesting article in the NY Times recently about how economists ended up with their heads so far up their asses that none of them could see the shitstorm coming. There are some truly amazing failures of common sense, such as the idea that housing prices will continue to rise forever and Alan…

Well, thanks for that. I didn't know who she was, so I had to look her up. Then I ended up reading the entire order from the judge who just fined her $20,000 as sanctions for her shenanigans. So I've now wasted half my day at work. On the plus side, the judge just fined her $20,000.

Deadwood is fuckin' awesome, cocksucker!