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when your glittery vampire boyfriend dumps you in the middle of the woods is to start going out with the nearest werewolf. That'll learn him. Wow. The pure unadulterated suckiness of that trailer is pretty amazing. Not in a good way.

Hippy, you can watch whatever you want when you're stoned. Trust me, we smoked a lot of weed, and we watched Dazed and Confused a lot of times. Enough times to wear out two videocassettes. The only thing that came in a very distant second was Top Fights of Kung Fu, which was a kung fu fighting greatest clips tape…

In high school, I smoked Camel Lights. It was in the early days of the Joe Camel advertising push, and Camel was really aggressive about getting the brand out there. They used to put free pack coupon and buy one/get one coupons in magazines. After magazine subscription delivery day at the school library I could…

I don't either, but cut her a little slack, Nabin. Who doesn't love receiving free things?

Not here, leeharvey. That discussion is over at The Hater.

OTP, we could just lobotomize them rather than removing their hearts. That way they'd still be good for unskilled labor.

They say, JVS, that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I don't know who "they" are.

What are the pedophiles defending here, the hugs or the banning of hugs? I'm just trying to figure out which side I'm on.

JVS, did he rip off your name, too? Between you and Frito and Chico, we got most of a Mexican appetizer menu going on around here.

I dunno, TomWaits, he said "We don't hit women down South." Is it too much to expect him to live by that even if he could have gotten drugs?

Okay, I am too. When I first heard about this, I was highly skeptical. As I recall Oh The Possibilities suggested that with Herzog at the helm it would kick ass, and I suggested that with Cage starring it would suck. After viewing the trailer, I think that maybe Herzog can make Cage's particular brand of crazy work…

Apparently he wouldn't have been able to punch her if Wicker Man had been set in the South.

According to that story in the Oliver Sacks book, autistic people (at least some of them) want the feeling of being hugged without the human contact, which is why the animal husbandry professor at Colorado State University built the hugging machine. It's like a hug without the other person! I don't know how Jenny…

1. @ littlealex: Nicholas Kristof? I though that was Johnny Depp undercover.

Our stoner trinity consisted of:

I thought we were talking about Asia Carrera.

I'm pretty sure that if I gave someone in my office that book, even as a gag gift, I'd be beaten. Severely. And deservedly.

I think you used the wrong pronoun, Blarghgh. A kid would crap _her_ pants at _her_ own bat mitzvah. If it's a boy, he's having a _bar_ mitzvah. Huh, . . . maybe it's funnier your way.

Didn't Amelie write a Hater about Sex and the City themed drinks at th Houlihan's in Penn Station? I've threatened to take people drinking at the most depressing place in New York, always with that place in mind. Of course, I've never actually been able to bring myself to set foot in it.

Um, . . . okay. I don't know what the hell Tarks former AD is talking about, so I'll just chime in that I loved the novel Solaris, which I read long before seeing either film. I also really liked both films for different reasons. As someone above mentioned, Soderbergh's Solaris is just gorgeous. It's been a long…