How come it's never:  Chloe Sevigny will play a Speech Professor, or Chloe Sevigny will play a Primate Specialist? Why is it Chloe Sevigny will play a Sexual Deviant?

I've heard mostly Aladeen reviews about this movie.

I always thought a LaBeouf decayed into a Taylor Kitsch and two Ashton Kutchers?

"LaBeouf and a particularly stoic Tom Hardy play the alpha males of the Bondurant clan . . "

Why the hell would you cast a female soccer player best known for "spontaneously" taking her shirt off after a goal and running around in her little sports bra in an Iron Man film? Is it me?

When John Chaos walks people listen.

Maybe the show is really trying for an X-Files vibe?  Think about it. "Holder" sounds like "Mulder." "Linden" sounds like "Scully."

The Abyss stares into Lindsey Pavao's eyes — and blinks.

Try harder.

Krysten Ritter has an unfortunate case of Katy Perrydeschanel Faceitis.

Chon! Ba-chewy chon!

Whoa! Just watched the trailer! Something tells me this shit is about to get real . . .

I think Jennifer Lawrence has too much baby fat to be believable in this role.