Gah! I've had to miss so much of this show this season due to life issues, seeing these consistently stellar grades is just making the separation worse. Can't they stumble just once? Surely there must be some C- episodes, right? Right?

Sometimes I legitimately wonder if this is how you end up "out of touch" as you age. When my parents are confused I don't get an All in the Family reference, it might be because their brains genuinely think it's fairly recent.

Arrgh! I saw that video once on VH1 when it was new and had just recovered enough to resume a normal life late last year. You can't just link to something like that without a warning!

I'm not sure I ever had as much fun at a movie as I did seeing Austin Powers. I saw it after school on my last day of 9th grade with two friends. We were the only people in the theater and were all pretty much doubled over with laughter the entire time. Given where the series ended up, the lack of fart jokes is…

Given Blatty's pretty odious politics, Trump probably is a big fan.

Why? As I recall, I think, they kinda liked it.

I finally finished The Last of Us on PS4 last week and am about to start the Left Behind DLC. I've somehow managed to go this long without learning anything about what the DLC is about, so very excited to go in blind. I loved the main game but had heard so much about it over the last three years that it already felt…

He's probably got some time before Rachel Bilson's sweet Hart of Dixie earnings run out. If only CW shows paid in US currency instead of "CW credits."

I loved the game for about the first 2/3rds, but yeah, the length eventually killed it for me, and the final push to the end was an absolute slog. You hit a point where your characters are fully leveled and you've figured out the game's systems to the point where fights are all winnable, then the game just keeps…

These are pretty much my exact feelings. After a few hours with it I felt like I was playing the game I'd been wanting to play since I started gaming, and somehow, through over a hundred hours, that feeling only got more pronounced.

In Wayne's World I always felt those jokes were presented as the kind of realistic dumb jokes Wayne and Garth would make, and the joke was somewhat on them as well. In the latter Austin Powers movies, it's revealed that Mike Myers legitimately thought butt jokes were ground-breaking comedy.

Honestly I was so excited seeing VADER'S CASTLE that I couldn't even pay attention to the dialogue in that scene. Seeing his home somehow manages to both give us a bunch of new Vader lore and give the character back some of his lost mystery. (Until the inevitable 50 novels and video games about that guy who takes…

What makes it even better/worse is that Vader takes so long to say it. You can actually picture Hayden Christensen's face under the mask, scrunched up in melodramatic internal struggle as he decides whether to go with the choke line or "Don't make me Force you to leave."

Yup, that all tracks. Looks like we'll be looking at another Oscar nod for Emma Stone after the release.

Maybe in the original story the dalmatians were actually a malignant, sentient race of rapidly-spreading parasites that just happened to resemble cute puppies. Cruella was a scientist and animal rights crusader who discovered the truth, and, when no one would believe her, she willingly sacrificed her own reputation…

I hate to make a prequel comparison, but post-prequels it's easy to view Vader's role as similar to Darth Maul's in Phantom Menace. Maul gets sent to solve a problem caused by the Japanese-caricature aliens, so he technically listens to them, but his only real boss is the Emperor.

After everything that's happened in 2016 I feel like I'm owed getting to finally see my childhood vision of a triumphant Vader and Empire wiping out some rebels come to life. I've got a lot of eggs in that basket.

During my brief tenure as a prequel apologist I used to get on people for criticizing the prequels simply because they didn't match up to fevered childhood expectations of the story.

It's all good. In a Trump world giving the benefit of the doubt on the internet always seems to end in disappointment.

Yeah, I was attempting to make one of those jokes wherein, since your comment didn't use proper nouns, I deliberately mistook your obvious point about the movie for a criticism of the song instead, but I couldn't get the wording quite right. This isn't as easy as it looks, people.