AND THE THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEEEEEEEEES

I GOT THE HEAAART OF A LION
AND THE WINGS OF A BAT
BECAUSE IT'S MIDNITE!

Just gonna pop in here and echo the love for the Feelies. They're the only band who could legitimately be the successors to the throne of the Velvet Underground.

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer flavored chips. They're all rather bloated, though the Emerson flavor is Nice.

Do the "bork" sounds eventually turn into "pork" for you, too, or am I alone in this hell?

True. Also, SNL's priorities were more on introducing their new cast members than anything else. And there is absolutely no way that their budget would allow anything like that plane crash ending unless the entire sketch was about plane crash survivors.

Strange how Key & Peele and SNL both came up with practically the same sketch within two weeks of each other. It really showcases SNL's main weak point: their complete inability to provide a satisfying punchline to their sketches. Maybe that's unfair on SNL's part though, seeing as K&P are absolute gods when it comes…

*leans out of bus* Nooice.

CHILDREN!

Is your cat one-legged? Is your cat fat, skinny or an inbetween? That doesn't matter, cause one size fits all!

Ben-Gay Man Cumbersome

Jim Gaffigan could stop by and reunite Pale Force.

Wait, are you really trying to say that Alyson Hannigan is as bad as old-timey racist comedy and/or Foghorn Leghorn?

Now I have the Silence Blanket.

He got friends like Paco Picopiedra.

Bender becoming a pharaoh, Bender becoming Gray Goo, Bender becoming dead…

…that round thing…

I doubt it, RJ Mitte still has a long future of sighing at breakfast references ahead of him.

He'll put on women's clothing and hang around in bars (until the cops come).

Walter lives
Jesse dies (Walter)
Marie dies (on the inside)
Saul lives
Todd dies (Lydia or Jesse)
Uncle Jack dies (Walter)
Lydia dies (Jesse)
Badger dies (accidental)